The social media app TikTok has been deemed as the worst social media app by an unknown source. This information came to us via email shortly after it was reported that Prank News Global has been established. Sane people have been witnessed celebrating on the streets by popping large bottles of champagne and spraying it on the nearest woman located. COVID-19 restrictions have been broken due to this.
Assy Nine, a reporter for Prank News Global, reported this about the celebrations:
"It's carnage. Very exciting, but it's also chaotic and crazy at the same time. As you can see, I am drenched in champagne. In the last 5 minutes, 8 different people have come towards me and sprayed champagne all over me! Well needless to say I'll be licking my coat tonight. Couldn't let all that good alcohol go to waste, could I? Anyways, uh, I'm gonna go get naked, and part-ay!"
Nine then ran off to 'par-tay'. She was later charged on one count of public indecency and breaking coronavirus restrictions.
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