Prank News Global Reporter Sentenced in Court for Counts of Public Indecency and Breaking Coronavirus Restrictions

Yesterday, on the 2nd November 2020, a Prank News Global reporter, Assy Nine, was arrested on one count of public indecency and eighteen counts of breaking coronavirus restrictions. Her trial was today. Judge Fat Sackso sentenced the reporter to 3 weeks in prison and 160 hours of community service. One of Prank News Global's writers, Sex-Mex Chips, had this to say about Nine's sentencing and her job status at the news station:

"Well, uh, I just wanted to say that Assy's my good friend. Ya know what I mean? We're air-tight, y'all. Last thing I want is for her to get her job lost, y'know? So uh da boss says she ain't losin' her job anytime. She always welcome here. I mean if she get her job lost she gonna become a hooker. That what she told me."

TikTok Deemed 'Worst Social Media App' by Unknown Source, Sane People Rejoice

 The social media app TikTok has been deemed as the worst social media app by an unknown source. This information came to us via email shortly after it was reported that Prank News Global has been established. Sane people have been witnessed celebrating on the streets by popping large bottles of champagne and spraying it on the nearest woman located. COVID-19 restrictions have been broken due to this.

Assy Nine, a reporter for Prank News Global, reported this about the celebrations:

"It's carnage. Very exciting, but it's also chaotic and crazy at the same time. As you can see, I am drenched in champagne. In the last 5 minutes, 8 different people have come towards me and sprayed champagne all over me! Well needless to say I'll be licking my coat tonight. Couldn't let all that good alcohol go to waste, could I? Anyways, uh, I'm gonna go get naked, and part-ay!"

Nine then ran off to 'par-tay'. She was later charged on one count of public indecency and breaking coronavirus restrictions.

Prank News Established

 Prank News Global has been established on the 2nd of November 2020. The site aims to give readers an insightful and unbiased, logical view of the top daily news stories. The site also will report news stories in great detail.